It’s always amazed us, in the best possible way, how certain characters in the Star Wars universe with very little screen time have such an enduring fandom. Gamorrean Guards have been among our faves since 1983…
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Ted says: "We've got enough baboons around here. Don't act like a red-assed primate, please. If we choose to dignify your comment with a response, live with it. Or work yourself into a frothing frenzy and drive into a lamppost; I don't care."

About Slappy McGee
Slappy is not, truth be told, a mildly developmentally stunted child with an overactive imagination and a registered copy of Photoshop. How does your opinion of his creations change if we tell you he is a man grown with a full-time job and a mortgage?
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