The Contact Page, aka Put Your GFY Messages Here.
Submit your poorly constructed, badly typed rage notes directly to our trash—er, form below. Yeah…
We’ve been getting quite a lot of spam through the Contact page lately. Not good stuff, either. It’s English in the sense that most of the words are recognizable (though horrifyingly misspelled), but their arrangement conjures thoughts of a lunatic in a hospital for the criminally insane writing an infomercial teleplay with the alphabet soup noodles he picks out of the latrine. Reading this drivel was entertaining for a brief moment, but now it’s PISSING US THE FUCK OFF.
In order to make sure you’re not a spambot or a complete idiot (we care not to converse with either), we decided to add a couple hurdles. If this is upsetting, you need to reassess that and the implications for yourself.
