The following message is from the Master Redactor.
A Mortality Event
What the shit are these gilded lunatics up to?
Curmudgeons Day 2018
The best way to spread Curmudgeons Day jeer is grumbling loud for all to hear.
Do you have a minute to talk about the reports…?
Oh, uh, *cough* sorry, I’ll come back when you’re *cough* not so busy.
Ted flies on the 9/11 anniversary
Oh, TSA. So predictable in your unpredictability.
How to RSVP, you loutish clod.
Simple and self-evident, right? Now stop fucking up my parties.
Savoring every bite one open-mouthed chomp at a time.
Your impersonation of a goat noshing on trash dump fruit is spot on. Now quit it.
Thirsty? Sorry, no one refilled the GODDAMN WATER COOLER!
It’s a simple operation, you numbskulls.
