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May the 4th: Jar Jar’s Hero Fantasy

4th May 2024 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“Meesa thinkin’ this unlikely.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: holidays, Star Wars

May the 4th: Imperial Oversight

4th May 2023 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“In time, you will call me Master.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: holidays, Star Wars

A Ruckus in Freetown

5th Sep 2022 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Sometimes you’re the Weequay.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia, Werdz Tagged With: Star Wars

May the 4th: Reflections of Vader

4th May 2022 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“Just for once let me look on you with my own eyes.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: holidays, Star Wars

Nice hat. Where did you get it?

3rd Dec 2021 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

What are you looking at? It’s a nice hat.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Star Wars

A Failed Apprentice Makes A Foolish Master

23rd Mar 2021 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“It is obvious that this contest cannot be decided by our knowledge of the Force, but by our skills with a lightsaber.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Star Wars

A Pi Day Grievously Short on Pie

14th Mar 2021 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Now serving Jedi scum in multiples of four.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: holidays, Star Wars

Wampa v. Tauntaun

10th Jan 2021 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Shot on Hoth a few weeks ago before the Xmas Day rains turned everything into Dagobah

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Star Wars, weather

B&G:AOCD#3: The ‘P’ Word

30th Jun 2020 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

The slovenly bigotry of porcine expectations.

Filed Under: Boba & Greedo, Ensuing Ephemera Tagged With: Star Wars

OINK!

20th Jun 2020 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

OINK!

It’s always amazed us, in the best possible way, how certain characters in the Star Wars universe with very little screen time have such an enduring fandom. Gamorrean Guards have been among our faves since 1983…

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Boba & Greedo, Ensuing Ephemera Tagged With: Star Wars

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