“What would you have me do with Washington? Pepper it with spitballs?”
American Sh*thole
Way to speak your truth once again, Big D! It’s a good thing the US never played any role in helping Haiti, El Salvador, and African nations remain shitholes under CIA-backed dictators and death squads—cuz that shit would be embarrassing!
The Sniveling Spicer: A Particularly Lame and Unimpressive Monster
Which spell counteracts the conjuring of this thing?
Nothing Witty. Just Trump as a Pig. A Trumpig.
“No one sucks mud better than me. I am the best at sucking mud.” —Trumpig
Start warming up them jaws, RINOs…
Your jellied spine should make this much easier.
Progress.
Congratulations, America! You did it!
A Confluence of Gaping Orifices
As ardent defenders of equality, we support the right of these men to go *EFFF* each other and themselves. We would appreciate it, however, if they did so privately.
Trump Or: Our Most Accurate Doodle of a Human Butthole to Date
A good fugging seems to be the only thing these types are willing to distribute equally.
An Illustration of False Equivalence
It’s not that we’re saying you don’t have the right to say crazy shit, just that the crazy shit you’re saying makes you a fucking idiot holding up progress.
F TX in the ( * )
Slappy: I don’t think I can draw a good butthole. Ted: Not true. You did that self-portrait, remember? Dactor: 01001000 01000001 01001000 01000001!
I don’t even know where to start. Do I really have to write a substantiating argument? No; no I do not.
