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Nossy Gonna Nos

2nd May 2024 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“A thrilling mystery masterpiece—a chilling psycho-drama of bloodlust.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: goddamn vampires, horror toys, NECA, Nosferatu

Happy Holidays from CIAJ, the Jolliest Bunch of A*holes

24th Dec 2023 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Happy Holidays from the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: holidays, NECA

ALF @ Melmac Cosmic Con

8th Aug 2023 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“Oh heck, why must I be so darn curious?”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: NECA

Toony Ace Ventura: Nonsense, Poopy-Pants!

27th Jan 2022 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“Kinda hot in these rhinos…”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Curated Bescumberment, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: NECA

Evil Does Not Die Tonight

31st Oct 2021 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

#spoiler

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: holidays, horror toys, NECA

Shredder, you gotta listen to reason! You’re gonna kill us all!

13th May 2021 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“THEN SO BE IT!”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Curated Bescumberment, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: NECA, TMNT

Fighting for Sewer Scraps

1st May 2021 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“You must find the space between your thoughts and learn to—BZZZ BZZZ BZZZ—learn to—BZZZ BZZZ SMACK! … Learn to live there.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: NECA, TMNT

Boomstick

26th Mar 2021 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“Life is hard and dangerous, and sometimes you just gotta chop off somebody’s head to survive.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Evil Dead, horror toys, NECA

Dr. Decker & Mr. Button Face

5th Dec 2020 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“Quite a dance, huh? Death everywhere and you me in the middle.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Clive Barker, horror toys, NECA

Birth is always painful.

1st Dec 2020 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“We can achieve every doctor’s dream! You’ll be famous, and live lifetimes!”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: horror toys, Lovecraft, NECA

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