“Whoa! Hey, this might be a good look for me.”
Here Lies Betelgeuse
“Nice fuckin’ model!”
Attention K-Mart Shoppers!
“Attention K-Mart Shoppers!”
You think I’m qualified?
“I’ve seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT… NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU’RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY… NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I’m qualified?”
Go ahead, make my millennium.
“Go ahead, make my millennium.”
“It’s not the years, honey, it’s the mileage.”
“I don’t know, I’m making this up as I go.”
A Hand in the Darkness
In which Frankenstein’s creature is delivered from the shadows into an unsuspecting world by Theodore Sodcutter.
Bartholomew Vex
Eldritch terrors are a riot!
Welcome to Gangreene Estates
‘Allo, gubnah…
