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Horror Bugz

21st Jun 2022 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

A brood of revolting monstrosities

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia, Slappy's Menagerie, Werdz Tagged With: horror toys, Slappy's Menagerie

Krampus schlägt dumme und ungezogene Kinder. Danke, Krampus.

25th Dec 2021 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Now please do something about all the adult-age humans acting like rotten idiot kids.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Figura Obscura, Four Horsemen Studios, holidays, horror toys

Evil Does Not Die Tonight

31st Oct 2021 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

#spoiler

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: holidays, horror toys, NECA

Boomstick

26th Mar 2021 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“Life is hard and dangerous, and sometimes you just gotta chop off somebody’s head to survive.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Evil Dead, horror toys, NECA

Dr. Decker & Mr. Button Face

5th Dec 2020 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“Quite a dance, huh? Death everywhere and you me in the middle.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Clive Barker, horror toys, NECA

Birth is always painful.

1st Dec 2020 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“We can achieve every doctor’s dream! You’ll be famous, and live lifetimes!”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: horror toys, Lovecraft, NECA

MoTU Murder Set Pieces

31st Oct 2020 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

This series was posted on IG over the course of October 2020. Collected here in all its feculent glory!

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Hellraiser, horror toys, MoTU, NECA, Pinhead, Savage World

Count Orlok

20th Sep 2020 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“A thrilling mystery masterpiece—a chilling psycho-drama of bloodlust.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: goddamn vampires, horror toys, NECA, Nosferatu

This is fine.

6th Sep 2020 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“Your suffering will be legendary, even in Hell!”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Clive Barker, horror toys, NECA, Pinhead

Groovy…

18th Aug 2020 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

You’re goin’ down. Chainsaw.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Evil Dead, horror toys, NECA

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