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Whoa! Hey, this might be a good look for me.

22nd Feb 2026 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“Whoa! Hey, this might be a good look for me.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Curated Bescumberment, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Atticus Doom, Beetlejuice, horror toys, Mezco

Here Lies Betelgeuse

22nd Feb 2026 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“Nice fuckin’ model!”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Beetlejuice, horror toys, Mezco

Attention K-Mart Shoppers!

22nd Feb 2026 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“Attention K-Mart Shoppers!”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Beetlejuice, horror toys, Mezco

You think I’m qualified?

22nd Feb 2026 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“I’ve seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT… NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU’RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY… NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I’m qualified?”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Beetlejuice, existential dread, horror toys, Mezco

Go ahead, make my millennium.

22nd Feb 2026 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“Go ahead, make my millennium.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Beetlejuice, horror toys, Mezco

ODERUS LIVES!

4th Nov 2025 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Slappy is a bohab. Not “The Ultimate Bohab”, but yeah, pretty bohabby.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: GWAR, horror toys, Trick Or Treat Studios

The Jersey Devil

17th Oct 2025 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Fear, for the 13th Child takes flight in the Pine Barrens!

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Figura Obscura, Four Horsemen Studios, horror toys

Maxillius the Harvester of the Congregation of Necronominus

17th Feb 2025 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

The Persistence of Time

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Four Horsemen Studios, horror toys

CARVED: A Demon Xmas

25th Dec 2024 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“How could things get any worse? Take a look around here. We’re at the threshold of hell.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: holidays, horror toys

Claus & Claws

24th Dec 2024 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Krampus brought the claws, but the Ghost of Christmas Past brought the TRAUMA.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Figura Obscura, Four Horsemen Studios, holidays, horror toys

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