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Maxillius the Harvester of the Congregation of Necronominus

17th Feb 2025 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

The Persistence of Time

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Four Horsemen Studios, horror toys

CARVED: A Demon Xmas

25th Dec 2024 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“How could things get any worse? Take a look around here. We’re at the threshold of hell.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Four Horsemen Studios, holidays, horror toys

Claus & Claws

24th Dec 2024 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Krampus brought the claws, but the Ghost of Christmas Past brought the TRAUMA.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Four Horsemen Studios, holidays, horror toys

It’s Showtime

31st Oct 2024 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

You don’t still have your original 1989 Kenner Talking Beetlejuice?!

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Beetlejuice, holidays, horror toys, Kenner

A Hand in the Darkness

7th Oct 2024 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

In which Frankenstein’s creature is delivered from the shadows into an unsuspecting world by Theodore Sodcutter.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Four Horsemen Studios, horror toys, Mezco

Nossy Gonna Nos

2nd May 2024 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“A thrilling mystery masterpiece—a chilling psycho-drama of bloodlust.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: goddamn vampires, horror toys, NECA, Nosferatu

The Maitlands

24th Feb 2024 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“What’s the good of being a ghost if you can’t frighten people away?”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Beetlejuice, horror toys, The Loyal Subjects

Bartholomew Vex

1st Jan 2024 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Eldritch terrors are a riot!

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: horror toys, Lovecraft, Mezco

Welcome to Gangreene Estates

5th Dec 2023 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

‘Allo, gubnah…

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: horror toys, Mezco, Theodore Sodcutter

The Masque of the Red Death

10th Oct 2023 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“And Darkness and Decay and the Red Death held illimitable dominion over all.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Four Horsemen Studios, horror toys

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