“Whoa! Hey, this might be a good look for me.”
Here Lies Betelgeuse
“Nice fuckin’ model!”
Attention K-Mart Shoppers!
“Attention K-Mart Shoppers!”
You think I’m qualified?
“I’ve seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT… NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU’RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY… NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I’m qualified?”
Go ahead, make my millennium.
“Go ahead, make my millennium.”
ODERUS LIVES!
Slappy is a bohab. Not “The Ultimate Bohab”, but yeah, pretty bohabby.
The Jersey Devil
Fear, for the 13th Child takes flight in the Pine Barrens!
Maxillius the Harvester of the Congregation of Necronominus
The Persistence of Time
CARVED: A Demon Xmas
“How could things get any worse? Take a look around here. We’re at the threshold of hell.”
Claus & Claws
Krampus brought the claws, but the Ghost of Christmas Past brought the TRAUMA.
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