Why even bother?
January 29th is Curmudgeons Day
What’s the proper greeting on this day? I vote for ‘Get Bent!’
I didn’t want to shovel, but I didn’t want to mop either
It’s the most muddiful time of the year.
It’s a CIAJ Xmas, 2014 ed.
Xmas poses quite a conundrum for Santa Crumski: He needs mass quantities of coal for ‘gifts’, but he detests Big Coal and its shills, sycophants, and willing slaves. Happy Holidays!
Ted Gives Thanks
Happy Rage-giving.
A Curmudgeon’s Halloween
Ted’s a rooster illusion.
A Curmudgeon’s Easter
It’s hard to be a grouch with all the pastel colors and candy. And Ted loves the story of Jesus and the Easter Bunny vanquishing their Roman oppressors.
