A most spleenfelt ‘Get bent’ to all from Ted on Curmudgeons Day 2023.
Merry Curmudgeonmas 2022
A small token to assuage the unending torment of badly behaved children.
For Tonight, We Ride!
“On the bank of a broad part of the brook, where the water ran deep and black, was found the hat of the unfortunate Ichabod, and close beside it a shattered pumpkin.”
May the 4th: Reflections of Vader
“Just for once let me look on you with my own eyes.”
Curmudgeons Day 2022
Yeah, it’s a vintage Care Bears action figure. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?
Krampus schlägt dumme und ungezogene Kinder. Danke, Krampus.
Now please do something about all the adult-age humans acting like rotten idiot kids.
Evil Does Not Die Tonight
#spoiler
A Pi Day Grievously Short on Pie
Now serving Jedi scum in multiples of four.
Curmudgeons Day 2020
Have we killed this? Good, can we be done with this silly shit now?
Curmudgeons Day 2019
Wise words from our brother in curmudgeonry.
