You don’t still have your original 1989 Kenner Talking Beetlejuice?!
May the 4th: Jar Jar’s Hero Fantasy
“Meesa thinkin’ this unlikely.”
Curmudgeons Day 2024
Another year down. Please not many more.
Happy Holidays from CIAJ, the Jolliest Bunch of A*holes
Happy Holidays from the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
The Ghost of Jacob Marley
“You will therefore permit me to repeat, emphatically, that Marley was as dead as a door-nail.”
May the 4th: Imperial Oversight
“In time, you will call me Master.”
Curmudgeons Day 2023
A most spleenfelt ‘Get bent’ to all from Ted on Curmudgeons Day 2023.
Merry Curmudgeonmas 2022
A small token to assuage the unending torment of badly behaved children.
For Tonight, We Ride!
“On the bank of a broad part of the brook, where the water ran deep and black, was found the hat of the unfortunate Ichabod, and close beside it a shattered pumpkin.”
May the 4th: Reflections of Vader
“Just for once let me look on you with my own eyes.”
