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CARVED: A Demon Xmas

25th Dec 2024 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“How could things get any worse? Take a look around here. We’re at the threshold of hell.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Four Horsemen Studios, holidays, horror toys

Scrooge & Marley

24th Dec 2024 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Life is short. Don’t study accounting.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Four Horsemen Studios, holidays

Claus & Claws

24th Dec 2024 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Krampus brought the claws, but the Ghost of Christmas Past brought the TRAUMA.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Four Horsemen Studios, holidays, horror toys

The Ghost of Xmas Past

22nd Dec 2024 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

A yuletide smokeshow.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Four Horsemen Studios, holidays

It’s Showtime

31st Oct 2024 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

You don’t still have your original 1989 Kenner Talking Beetlejuice?!

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Beetlejuice, holidays, horror toys, Kenner

May the 4th: Jar Jar’s Hero Fantasy

4th May 2024 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“Meesa thinkin’ this unlikely.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: holidays, Star Wars

Curmudgeons Day 2024

29th Jan 2024 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Another year down. Please not many more.

Filed Under: Ted 'Toons, Ted Crumski Tagged With: holidays

Happy Holidays from CIAJ, the Jolliest Bunch of A*holes

24th Dec 2023 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Happy Holidays from the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: holidays, NECA

The Ghost of Jacob Marley

17th Dec 2023 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“You will therefore permit me to repeat, emphatically, that Marley was as dead as a door-nail.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Four Horsemen Studios, holidays

May the 4th: Imperial Oversight

4th May 2023 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“In time, you will call me Master.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: holidays, Star Wars

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… and Bits & Bobs

*FART* Beetlejuice Bif Bang Pow! BioShock booze Clive Barker Coal Dog Cthulhu Dactor's Shitty Robot Pals DAMTOYS egesta Evil Dead existential dread Four Horsemen Studios Fun with words G.I. Joe goddamn vampires GoT Hasbro Hellraiser holidays horror toys I hate work Kenner LOTR Lovecraft Mattel meditation Mezco MoTU NECA Nosferatu Pinhead politics RAGEgiving Slappy's Menagerie Star Wars Stickybones Super7 Ted's Sarcastic Ideas Ted's Simple Etiquette Rules The Big Lebowski The Loyal Subjects TMNT weather

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