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The Jersey Devil

17th Oct 2025 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Fear, for the 13th Child takes flight in the Pine Barrens!

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Figura Obscura, Four Horsemen Studios, horror toys

Ganesha: He who brings clarity in chaos, strength in stillness.

11th May 2025 By Slappy McGee 1 Comment

Welcoming wisdom, prosperity, and new beginnings.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Figura Obscura, Four Horsemen Studios

Claus & Claws

24th Dec 2024 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Krampus brought the claws, but the Ghost of Christmas Past brought the TRAUMA.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Figura Obscura, Four Horsemen Studios, holidays, horror toys

The Ghost of Xmas Past

22nd Dec 2024 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

A yuletide smokeshow.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Figura Obscura, Four Horsemen Studios, holidays

A Hand in the Darkness

7th Oct 2024 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

In which Frankenstein’s creature is delivered from the shadows into an unsuspecting world by Theodore Sodcutter.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Figura Obscura, Four Horsemen Studios, horror toys, Mezco

The Ghost of Jacob Marley

17th Dec 2023 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“You will therefore permit me to repeat, emphatically, that Marley was as dead as a door-nail.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Figura Obscura, Four Horsemen Studios, holidays

The Masque of the Red Death

10th Oct 2023 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“And Darkness and Decay and the Red Death held illimitable dominion over all.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Figura Obscura, Four Horsemen Studios, horror toys

Sun Wukong, Awakened to Emptiness

15th Aug 2023 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Yeah, flirting with Buddhism lately since utter Nihilism has reached a plateau…

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Curated Bescumberment, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Figura Obscura, Four Horsemen Studios

Krampus schlägt dumme und ungezogene Kinder. Danke, Krampus.

25th Dec 2021 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Now please do something about all the adult-age humans acting like rotten idiot kids.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Figura Obscura, Four Horsemen Studios, holidays, horror toys

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… and Bits & Bobs

*FART* Beetlejuice Bif Bang Pow! BioShock booze Clive Barker Coal Dog Cthulhu Dactor's Shitty Robot Pals DAMTOYS Death Gas Station egesta Evil Dead existential dread Figura Obscura Four Horsemen Studios Fun with words G.I. Joe goddamn vampires GoT Hasbro Hellraiser holidays horror toys I hate work Kenner Lovecraft Mattel Mezco MoTU NECA Nosferatu Pinhead politics RAGEgiving Slappy's Menagerie Star Wars Stickybones Super7 Ted's Sarcastic Ideas Ted's Simple Etiquette Rules The Big Lebowski The Loyal Subjects TMNT weather

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