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You think I’m qualified?

22nd Feb 2026 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“I’ve seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT… NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU’RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY… NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I’m qualified?”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Beetlejuice, existential dread, horror toys, Mezco

Little Dragon Imp

16th Aug 2025 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Feeling Lucky?

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Coal Dog, Dactor's Shitty Robot Pals, DAMTOYS, Death Gas Station, existential dread

002: Jump Snowman’s Non-Dual Awakening

18th Feb 2024 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

A Pointless Paroxysm #002

Filed Under: A Pointless Paroxysm, Curated Bescumberment, Ensuing Ephemera Tagged With: Coal Dog, Dactor's Shitty Robot Pals, DAMTOYS, Death Gas Station, existential dread

001: The Instantiation of Gans Boy v2A.00X48751C

16th Apr 2023 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

A Pointless Paroxysm #001

Filed Under: A Pointless Paroxysm, Curated Bescumberment, Ensuing Ephemera Tagged With: Coal Dog, Dactor's Shitty Robot Pals, DAMTOYS, Death Gas Station, existential dread, Gans Boy

A Mortality Event

22nd Feb 2018 By Ted Crumski Leave a Comment

What the shit are these gilded lunatics up to?

Filed Under: Curated Bescumberment, Ted Crumski, Werdz Tagged With: existential dread, I hate work, Ted's Simple Etiquette Rules

Read Some Werdz in Print Funeral!

14th Oct 2017 By Master Redactor Leave a Comment

We’re incredibly excited to announce that we’ve successfully duped someone into publishing some grade-A CIAJ drivel!

Filed Under: Notes from 'Dactor, Werdz Tagged With: existential dread, I hate work

Alien Indifference

16th Aug 2017 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

At least this existentialist never has to worry about exotropia 0_o

Filed Under: Oddities & Effluvia, Slappy's Doodles Tagged With: existential dread

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… and Bits & Bobs

*FART* Beetlejuice Bif Bang Pow! BioShock booze Clive Barker Coal Dog Cthulhu Dactor's Shitty Robot Pals DAMTOYS Death Gas Station egesta Evil Dead existential dread Figura Obscura Four Horsemen Studios Fun with words G.I. Joe goddamn vampires GoT Hasbro Hellraiser holidays horror toys I hate work Kenner Lovecraft Mattel Mezco MoTU NECA Nosferatu Pinhead politics RAGEgiving Slappy's Menagerie Star Wars Stickybones Super7 Ted's Sarcastic Ideas Ted's Simple Etiquette Rules The Big Lebowski The Loyal Subjects TMNT weather

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