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Sgt. Slaughter’s Desert PT

11th Mar 2023 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Most decidedly not a victory power crap…

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: egesta, G.I. Joe

Do you have a minute to talk about the reports…?

8th Apr 2016 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Oh, uh, *cough* sorry, I’ll come back when you’re *cough* not so busy.

Filed Under: Oddities & Effluvia, Slappy's Doodles Tagged With: *FART*, egesta, I hate work, Ted's Simple Etiquette Rules

F TX in the ( * )

6th May 2015 By Ted Crumski Leave a Comment

Slappy: I don’t think I can draw a good butthole. Ted: Not true. You did that self-portrait, remember? Dactor: 01001000 01000001 01001000 01000001!
I don’t even know where to start. Do I really have to write a substantiating argument? No; no I do not.

Filed Under: Ted Crumski, Ted's Rants Tagged With: egesta, politics, RAGEgiving

Nobody better lay a finger on my… Wait, this is gross.

20th Jan 2015 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

A quick and very sloppy one for today. (Referring to the image, not necessarily its subject.)

Filed Under: Oddities & Effluvia, Slappy's Doodles Tagged With: egesta

It’s that time of year. Take a bite.

26th Nov 2014 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

It’s the kind of sandwich you eat with a fork. Or spoon.

Filed Under: Oddities & Effluvia, Slappy's Doodles Tagged With: egesta

TMNT: The Corruptor’s Comeuppance

15th Aug 2014 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

All Michael Bay movies are crap. Except for The Rock. And Armageddon. Parts of the first Transformers were awesome. I didn’t hate Bad Boys. Or The Island…

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: egesta, TMNT

The Tracker

14th Aug 2014 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Despite Spirit Iron-Knife’s innate skills, nothing beats hands-on experience.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: egesta, G.I. Joe, Hasbro

Into the Pot, Already Boiling

19th May 2014 By Ted Crumski Leave a Comment

GLUG GLUG GLUG

Filed Under: Ted Crumski, Werdz Tagged With: egesta

Chug Ya’self Some!

2nd May 2014 By Slappy McGee 4 Comments

Just like our competitor’s product, it’s almost impossible to get out all the slushy stuff at the end.

Filed Under: Oddities & Effluvia, Slappy's Doodles Tagged With: egesta

This Heap Is an Amassment of Piles:

Bits & Bobs

*FART* Beetlejuice Bif Bang Pow! BioShock booze Clive Barker Coal Dog Cthulhu Dactor's Shitty Robot Pals DAMTOYS egesta Evil Dead existential dread Four Horsemen Studios Fun with words G.I. Joe goddamn vampires GoT Hasbro Hellraiser holidays horror toys I hate work Kenner LOTR Lovecraft Mattel meditation Mezco MoTU NECA Nosferatu Pinhead politics RAGEgiving Slappy's Menagerie Star Wars Stickybones Super7 Ted's Sarcastic Ideas Ted's Simple Etiquette Rules The Big Lebowski The Loyal Subjects TMNT weather

THE WHOLE DAMN HEAP

This is the entire sloppy enchilada, ladies and germs … START SHOVELING

Also: The Heap at a Glance

This Heap Is an Amassment of Piles:

… and Bits & Bobs

*FART* Beetlejuice Bif Bang Pow! BioShock booze Clive Barker Coal Dog Cthulhu Dactor's Shitty Robot Pals DAMTOYS egesta Evil Dead existential dread Four Horsemen Studios Fun with words G.I. Joe goddamn vampires GoT Hasbro Hellraiser holidays horror toys I hate work Kenner LOTR Lovecraft Mattel meditation Mezco MoTU NECA Nosferatu Pinhead politics RAGEgiving Slappy's Menagerie Star Wars Stickybones Super7 Ted's Sarcastic Ideas Ted's Simple Etiquette Rules The Big Lebowski The Loyal Subjects TMNT weather

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