“Whoa! Hey, this might be a good look for me.”
Here Lies Betelgeuse
“Nice fuckin’ model!”
Attention K-Mart Shoppers!
“Attention K-Mart Shoppers!”
You think I’m qualified?
“I’ve seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT… NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU’RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY… NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I’m qualified?”
Go ahead, make my millennium.
“Go ahead, make my millennium.”
It’s Showtime
You don’t still have your original 1989 Kenner Talking Beetlejuice?!
The Maitlands
“What’s the good of being a ghost if you can’t frighten people away?”
[Beetlejuice]*3
“*That* is why I won’t do two shows a night anymore, babe. I won’t.”
