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Bizarre creations from Slappy McGee.

Stickybones Pose-A-Palooza 2024

30th Jun 2024 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Why do we manage to overcomplicate absolutely everything?

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Curated Bescumberment, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Stickybones

May the 4th: Jar Jar’s Hero Fantasy

4th May 2024 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“Meesa thinkin’ this unlikely.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: holidays, Star Wars

Nossy Gonna Nos

2nd May 2024 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“A thrilling mystery masterpiece—a chilling psycho-drama of bloodlust.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: goddamn vampires, horror toys, NECA, Nosferatu

Crystar Redux

31st Mar 2024 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

What, you don’t have your 40-year-old action figures?

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Crystar, Marvel

The Maitlands

24th Feb 2024 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“What’s the good of being a ghost if you can’t frighten people away?”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Beetlejuice, horror toys, The Loyal Subjects

002: Jump Snowman’s Non-Dual Awakening

18th Feb 2024 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

A Pointless Paroxysm #002

Filed Under: A Pointless Paroxysm, Curated Bescumberment, Ensuing Ephemera Tagged With: Coal Dog, Dactor's Shitty Robot Pals, DAMTOYS, existential dread

Curmudgeons Day 2024

29th Jan 2024 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Another year down. Please not many more.

Filed Under: Ted 'Toons, Ted Crumski Tagged With: holidays

[Beetlejuice]*3

7th Jan 2024 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“*That* is why I won’t do two shows a night anymore, babe. I won’t.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Beetlejuice, The Loyal Subjects

Bartholomew Vex

1st Jan 2024 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Eldritch terrors are a riot!

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: horror toys, Lovecraft, Mezco

Happy Holidays from CIAJ, the Jolliest Bunch of A*holes

24th Dec 2023 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Happy Holidays from the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: holidays, NECA

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