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Bizarre creations from Slappy McGee.

“Mind Your Mincers (He’s Brown Bread)”

10th Jun 2020 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Mind Your Mincers

A rousing tale of love, jealousy, and disembowelment set to Slaptholomew McGee’s emotive score.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Ensuing Ephemera, Froat Cuh-uhs: A CIAJ Musical, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: BioShock, Left4Dead, NECA

Oh hai. Just flirting with obsolescence.

6th Jun 2020 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Oh hai.

One of Dactor’s shitty robot pals.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Dactor's Shitty Robot Pals

Horror in Clay

4th Jun 2020 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Horror in Clay

“The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Cthulhu, horror toys, Lovecraft

Froat Cuh-uhs, A CIAJ Musical: “Have You Ever?”

3rd Jun 2020 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Will a live audience ever hear Reg query in his dulcet, phelgmy growl, “Have you ever killed a man just to watch him die?”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Froat Cuh-uhs: A CIAJ Musical, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: BioShock, NECA

Curmudgeons Day 2019

29th Jan 2019 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Wise words from our brother in curmudgeonry.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Bif Bang Pow!, holidays, RAGEgiving, The Big Lebowski

Curmudgeons Day 2018

29th Jan 2018 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

The best way to spread Curmudgeons Day jeer is grumbling loud for all to hear.

Filed Under: Ted 'Toons, Ted Crumski Tagged With: holidays, Ted's Simple Etiquette Rules

American Sh*thole

12th Jan 2018 By Slappy McGee 2 Comments

Way to speak your truth once again, Big D! It’s a good thing the US never played any role in helping Haiti, El Salvador, and African nations remain shitholes under CIA-backed dictators and death squads—cuz that shit would be embarrassing!

Filed Under: Oddities & Effluvia, Slappy's Doodles Tagged With: politics

Alien Indifference

16th Aug 2017 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

At least this existentialist never has to worry about exotropia 0_o

Filed Under: Oddities & Effluvia, Slappy's Doodles Tagged With: existential dread

Slappy’s Menagerie: Kangaroceros

2nd Jun 2017 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

It punches! It kicks! It tramples! It stabs!

Filed Under: Ensuing Ephemera, Slappy's Menagerie Tagged With: Slappy's Menagerie

Slappy McGee’s Menagerie of Really F’d Up Creatures & Things

2nd Jun 2017 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Slappy’s created a new series. He’s a special boy, folks.

Filed Under: Ensuing Ephemera, Slappy's Menagerie Tagged With: Slappy's Menagerie

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