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Bizarre creations from Slappy McGee.

May the 4th: Imperial Oversight

4th May 2023 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“In time, you will call me Master.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: holidays, Star Wars

001: The Instantiation of Gans Boy v2A.00X48751C

16th Apr 2023 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

A Pointless Paroxysm #001

Filed Under: A Pointless Paroxysm, Curated Bescumberment, Ensuing Ephemera Tagged With: Coal Dog, Dactor's Shitty Robot Pals, DAMTOYS, Death Gas Station, existential dread, Gans Boy

Sgt. Slaughter’s Desert PT

11th Mar 2023 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Most decidedly not a victory power crap…

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: egesta, G.I. Joe

Curmudgeons Day 2023

29th Jan 2023 By Slappy McGee 1 Comment

A most spleenfelt ‘Get bent’ to all from Ted on Curmudgeons Day 2023.

Filed Under: Ted 'Toons, Ted Crumski Tagged With: holidays

Merry Curmudgeonmas 2022

25th Dec 2022 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

A small token to assuage the unending torment of badly behaved children.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Four Horsemen Studios, holidays, horror toys

For Tonight, We Ride!

31st Oct 2022 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“On the bank of a broad part of the brook, where the water ran deep and black, was found the hat of the unfortunate Ichabod, and close beside it a shattered pumpkin.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: holidays, horror toys

A Ruckus in Freetown

5th Sep 2022 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Sometimes you’re the Weequay.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia, Werdz Tagged With: Star Wars

Horror Bugz

21st Jun 2022 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

A brood of revolting monstrosities

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia, Slappy's Menagerie, Werdz Tagged With: horror toys, Slappy's Menagerie

I love the scent of burnt flesh in the morning…

5th May 2022 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“When I’m through, scuzzbucket, they’re gonna scrape you off the walls with a squeegee!”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Action Force, G.I. Joe, Valaverse

May the 4th: Reflections of Vader

4th May 2022 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“Just for once let me look on you with my own eyes.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: holidays, Star Wars

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