Three halves make not a whole.
Thanks for the update.
May his dreams be dreadful.
Why Don’t You Already?
Please start with the month-old hard-boiled one at the back of the fridge. Thanks.
Friggin’ Fanfuggintastic Las Vegas
If you can name a more enjoyable parade of weirdos I’ll buy the next round at Fat Tuesday.
Doug Finally Gets a Break
Poor Doug, you can’t win even when you’re trying to lose.
Dimple Pinch & the Crystal Blue Rocks
The One Who Knocks prefers it not on the rocks.
Slappy by Slappy
This is a doodle I made of myself. I doodled myself.
Chug Ya’self Some!
Just like our competitor’s product, it’s almost impossible to get out all the slushy stuff at the end.
Hey, How’d Ya Like Some?
Cheer yourself up with the finest of all effluvia!
A Curmudgeon’s Easter
It’s hard to be a grouch with all the pastel colors and candy. And Ted loves the story of Jesus and the Easter Bunny vanquishing their Roman oppressors.
