In this particular squabble, Han is absolved from shooting at all, since he’s indisposed.
I didn’t want to shovel, but I didn’t want to mop either
It’s the most muddiful time of the year.
It’s that time of year. Take a bite.
It’s the kind of sandwich you eat with a fork. Or spoon.
A Measured Response
He had a ROCK! In the STREET! Why would he be throwing a rock in the street if he wasn’t up to no good?!
The Official Whisky of CIAJ
It’s shaping up to be that kind of goddamn week.
A Curmudgeon’s Halloween
Ted’s a rooster illusion.
Coming Soon:: Boba & Greedo: An Odd-Couple Dramedy
This series obviously takes place before either character was fucking murdered by Han Solo.
Thank you, Robin.
“What some folks call impossible, is just stuff they haven’t seen before.”
TMNT: The Corruptor’s Comeuppance
All Michael Bay movies are crap. Except for The Rock. And Armageddon. Parts of the first Transformers were awesome. I didn’t hate Bad Boys. Or The Island…
The Tracker
Despite Spirit Iron-Knife’s innate skills, nothing beats hands-on experience.









