Curmudgeon in a Jar

  • Email
  • Facebook
  • Instagram
  • RSS
  • WTHITCWOIRA?
  • Notes from ‘Dactor
  • Curated Bescumberment
  • All Things T. Crumski
    • Ted’s Rants
    • Ted ‘Toons
    • Things I Detest
    • Werdz
  • Oddities & Effluvia
    • A Man-Child & His Toys
    • Slappy’s Doodles
  • Ensuing Ephemera
    • A Pointless Paroxysm
    • Boba & Greedo
    • Froat Cuh-uhs: A CIAJ Musical
    • Slappy’s Menagerie
    • Slappy Scrutinizes…
You are here: Home / Archives for Slappy McGee

Slappy's Contributions to the Heap

Bizarre creations from Slappy McGee.

B&G:AOCD#1: A Tree Trimming Squabble Needn’t Be Solved By Blasters

25th Dec 2014 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

In this particular squabble, Han is absolved from shooting at all, since he’s indisposed.

Filed Under: Boba & Greedo, Ensuing Ephemera Tagged With: Star Wars

I didn’t want to shovel, but I didn’t want to mop either

24th Dec 2014 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

It’s the most muddiful time of the year.

Filed Under: Oddities & Effluvia, Slappy's Doodles Tagged With: holidays

It’s that time of year. Take a bite.

26th Nov 2014 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

It’s the kind of sandwich you eat with a fork. Or spoon.

Filed Under: Oddities & Effluvia, Slappy's Doodles Tagged With: egesta

A Measured Response

14th Nov 2014 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

a-measured-response

He had a ROCK! In the STREET! Why would he be throwing a rock in the street if he wasn’t up to no good?!

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: G.I. Joe, Hasbro

The Official Whisky of CIAJ

12th Nov 2014 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

drink-heavily

It’s shaping up to be that kind of goddamn week.

Filed Under: Oddities & Effluvia, Slappy's Doodles Tagged With: booze

A Curmudgeon’s Halloween

31st Oct 2014 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Ted’s a rooster illusion.

Filed Under: Slappy's Doodles, Ted 'Toons, Ted Crumski Tagged With: holidays

Coming Soon:: Boba & Greedo: An Odd-Couple Dramedy

28th Aug 2014 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

This series obviously takes place before either character was fucking murdered by Han Solo.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Boba & Greedo, Ensuing Ephemera, Oddities & Effluvia

Thank you, Robin.

18th Aug 2014 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

“What some folks call impossible, is just stuff they haven’t seen before.”

Filed Under: Oddities & Effluvia, Slappy's Doodles

TMNT: The Corruptor’s Comeuppance

15th Aug 2014 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

All Michael Bay movies are crap. Except for The Rock. And Armageddon. Parts of the first Transformers were awesome. I didn’t hate Bad Boys. Or The Island…

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: egesta, TMNT

The Tracker

14th Aug 2014 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Despite Spirit Iron-Knife’s innate skills, nothing beats hands-on experience.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: egesta, G.I. Joe, Hasbro

  • « Previous Page
  • 1
  • …
  • 11
  • 12
  • 13
  • 14
  • 15
  • Next Page »

This Heap Is an Amassment of Piles:

Bits & Bobs

*FART* Beetlejuice Bif Bang Pow! BioShock booze Clive Barker Coal Dog Cthulhu Dactor's Shitty Robot Pals DAMTOYS Death Gas Station egesta Evil Dead existential dread Figura Obscura Four Horsemen Studios Fun with words G.I. Joe goddamn vampires GoT Hasbro Hellraiser holidays horror toys I hate work Kenner Lovecraft Mattel Mezco MoTU NECA Nosferatu Pinhead politics RAGEgiving Slappy's Menagerie Star Wars Stickybones Super7 Ted's Sarcastic Ideas Ted's Simple Etiquette Rules The Big Lebowski The Loyal Subjects TMNT weather

THE WHOLE DAMN HEAP

This is the entire sloppy enchilada, ladies and germs … START SHOVELING

Also: The Heap at a Glance

This Heap Is an Amassment of Piles:

… and Bits & Bobs

*FART* Beetlejuice Bif Bang Pow! BioShock booze Clive Barker Coal Dog Cthulhu Dactor's Shitty Robot Pals DAMTOYS Death Gas Station egesta Evil Dead existential dread Figura Obscura Four Horsemen Studios Fun with words G.I. Joe goddamn vampires GoT Hasbro Hellraiser holidays horror toys I hate work Kenner Lovecraft Mattel Mezco MoTU NECA Nosferatu Pinhead politics RAGEgiving Slappy's Menagerie Star Wars Stickybones Super7 Ted's Sarcastic Ideas Ted's Simple Etiquette Rules The Big Lebowski The Loyal Subjects TMNT weather

▲ Back to the Top of the Heap ▲

· Copyright © 2026 Curmudgeon In A Jar ·