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Trump Or: Our Most Accurate Doodle of a Human Butthole to Date

25th Mar 2016 By Slappy McGee 1 Comment

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Sure… We’re supposed to believe that a guy who’s doubtlessly made millions on the backs of migrant workers and with aid of Chinese investment and has business ties to the Middle East is going to sink the world economy and commit crimes against humanity to appease our disproportionately represented population of American troglodytes…

To be clear, we have no doubt of the authenticity—however backward and misguided—of the frothing hate spewed by our darling troglodytes. We think Trump is a poseur. And an orange-faced synt.

 

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  1. Engelbert Humperdinck says

    6th Jun 2016 at 17:18

    I think spaghetti hair looks good on trump, there definately should be a meatball in there somewhere!

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