“Whoa! Hey, this might be a good look for me.”
Archives for February 2026
Here Lies Betelgeuse
“Nice fuckin’ model!”
Attention K-Mart Shoppers!
“Attention K-Mart Shoppers!”
You think I’m qualified?
“I’ve seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT… NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU’RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY… NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I’m qualified?”
Go ahead, make my millennium.
“Go ahead, make my millennium.”
