“How could things get any worse? Take a look around here. We’re at the threshold of hell.”
Archives for 2024
Scrooge & Marley
Life is short. Don’t study accounting.
Claus & Claws
Krampus brought the claws, but the Ghost of Christmas Past brought the TRAUMA.
The Ghost of Xmas Past
A yuletide smokeshow.
Know what I mean, Vern?
You don’t still have your original 1989 Kenner Talking Ernest P. Worrell?!
It’s Showtime
You don’t still have your original 1989 Kenner Talking Beetlejuice?!
A Hand in the Darkness
In which Frankenstein’s creature is delivered from the shadows into an unsuspecting world by Theodore Sodcutter.
Stickybones Pose-A-Palooza 2024
Why do we manage to overcomplicate absolutely everything?
May the 4th: Jar Jar’s Hero Fantasy
“Meesa thinkin’ this unlikely.”
Nossy Gonna Nos
“A thrilling mystery masterpiece—a chilling psycho-drama of bloodlust.”
