A small token to assuage the unending torment of badly behaved children.
Archives for 2022
NaNoWriMo 2022
Just over 50,000 words in 29 days, and this piece of crap isn’t even halfway done. What an accomplishment.
For Tonight, We Ride!
“On the bank of a broad part of the brook, where the water ran deep and black, was found the hat of the unfortunate Ichabod, and close beside it a shattered pumpkin.”
A Ruckus in Freetown
Sometimes you’re the Weequay.
Horror Bugz
A brood of revolting monstrosities
I love the scent of burnt flesh in the morning…
“When I’m through, scuzzbucket, they’re gonna scrape you off the walls with a squeegee!”
May the 4th: Reflections of Vader
“Just for once let me look on you with my own eyes.”
A Glowing Recommendation for Accommodations—in Subternia!
“The shadow of a ruler, now ruler of shadows, and this humble domain.”
Triskaphilia
All Hail the Juncture of the Trigonous and Monophthalmic!
CIAJ on Substack. (Yeah, they’re trying this now.)
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