“Life is hard and dangerous, and sometimes you just gotta chop off somebody’s head to survive.”
Archives for March 2021
A Failed Apprentice Makes A Foolish Master
“It is obvious that this contest cannot be decided by our knowledge of the Force, but by our skills with a lightsaber.”
A Pi Day Grievously Short on Pie
Now serving Jedi scum in multiples of four.
Obviously, you’re not a golfer.
His Dudeness. Duder. El Duderino.
An Assault in and of Snow
“Remember: a cobra is a snake, and ‘snake’ is ‘sneak’ spelled sideways.”
