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No pressure whatsoever.

22nd Jun 2020 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Another of Dactor’s shitty robot pals.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Dactor's Shitty Robot Pals

OINK!

20th Jun 2020 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

OINK!

It’s always amazed us, in the best possible way, how certain characters in the Star Wars universe with very little screen time have such an enduring fandom. Gamorrean Guards have been among our faves since 1983…

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Boba & Greedo, Ensuing Ephemera Tagged With: Star Wars

B&G Moody Promo Headshots

18th Jun 2020 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

So moody…

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Boba & Greedo, Ensuing Ephemera Tagged With: Star Wars

What’s Your Pleasure, Sir?

16th Jun 2020 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

The Hellbound Heart

“Pleasure was pain there, and vice versa. And he knew it well enough to call it home.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Clive Barker, Hellraiser, horror toys, Pinhead

“Mind Your Mincers (He’s Brown Bread)”

10th Jun 2020 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Mind Your Mincers

A rousing tale of love, jealousy, and disembowelment set to Slaptholomew McGee’s emotive score.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Ensuing Ephemera, Froat Cuh-uhs: A CIAJ Musical, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: BioShock, Left4Dead, NECA

Oh hai. Just flirting with obsolescence.

6th Jun 2020 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Oh hai.

One of Dactor’s shitty robot pals.

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Dactor's Shitty Robot Pals

Horror in Clay

4th Jun 2020 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Horror in Clay

“The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: Cthulhu, horror toys, Lovecraft

Froat Cuh-uhs, A CIAJ Musical: “Have You Ever?”

3rd Jun 2020 By Slappy McGee Leave a Comment

Will a live audience ever hear Reg query in his dulcet, phelgmy growl, “Have you ever killed a man just to watch him die?”

Filed Under: A Man-Child & His Toys, Froat Cuh-uhs: A CIAJ Musical, Oddities & Effluvia Tagged With: BioShock, NECA

Curmudgeons Day 2020

29th Jan 2020 By Ted Crumski Leave a Comment

Get Bent.

Have we killed this? Good, can we be done with this silly shit now?

Filed Under: Ted 'Toons, Ted Crumski Tagged With: holidays

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