The following message is from the Master Redactor: THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS FROM SLAPPY CONCERNING TED’S NOVEL-IN-PROGRESS. NO DOUBT IT WILL BE HIGHLY REDACTED (IF HE EVER FINISHES IT). –MASTER REDACTOR We were so swept up in the excitement of reaching the goal that we forgot to post this the other day. In the 30 […]
Archives for 2017
Things I Detest #1: Hideously Audible Public Yawning
Shut yer daggone soup cooler, Sleepy.
Read Some Werdz in Print Funeral!
We’re incredibly excited to announce that we’ve successfully duped someone into publishing some grade-A CIAJ drivel!
Alien Indifference
At least this existentialist never has to worry about exotropia 0_o
Slappy’s Menagerie: Kangaroceros
It punches! It kicks! It tramples! It stabs!
Slappy McGee’s Menagerie of Really F’d Up Creatures & Things
Slappy’s created a new series. He’s a special boy, folks.
B&G:AOCD#2: May the Fourth
Landlord Palpatine: Imagine Mr. Furley imbued with a mystical, intergalactic hate.
The Sniveling Spicer: A Particularly Lame and Unimpressive Monster
Which spell counteracts the conjuring of this thing?
Nothing Witty. Just Trump as a Pig. A Trumpig.
“No one sucks mud better than me. I am the best at sucking mud.” —Trumpig
I Finally Got off My Dead Ass and Doodled ‘Dactor
It’s not nearly as perverse as it sounds.
