Your jellied spine should make this much easier.
Archives for 2016
Progress.
Congratulations, America! You did it!
The Emperor Loves Fireball
We just happened to have a Star Wars Black Series Emperor lying around, so we made this for our friend @the_emperor_loves_fireball.
A Confluence of Gaping Orifices
As ardent defenders of equality, we support the right of these men to go *EFFF* each other and themselves. We would appreciate it, however, if they did so privately.
It’s only fair that the annoyance and struggle be equitable
It seems to us that the location of your head is near this position already. 01001100 01001111 01001100
Do you have a minute to talk about the reports…?
Oh, uh, *cough* sorry, I’ll come back when you’re *cough* not so busy.
He Is Risen!
We’ll let you know if the flowers in hell are that beautiful when we get there.
Trump Or: Our Most Accurate Doodle of a Human Butthole to Date
A good fugging seems to be the only thing these types are willing to distribute equally.
It’s Curmudgeons Day Again.
Why even bother?
