“Ted! You’ve got to hear this one,” László said as he ran up to me when I came through the door. “He’s finally lost it! This is nuts!”
Archives for 2015
An Illustration of False Equivalence
It’s not that we’re saying you don’t have the right to say crazy shit, just that the crazy shit you’re saying makes you a fucking idiot holding up progress.
Boba & Greedo: An Odd-Couple Dramedy
All the puns of The Avengers, all the drama of Ordinary People. Or the reverse, if you prefer.
F TX in the ( * )
Slappy: I don’t think I can draw a good butthole. Ted: Not true. You did that self-portrait, remember? Dactor: 01001000 01000001 01001000 01000001!
I don’t even know where to start. Do I really have to write a substantiating argument? No; no I do not.
A Double Dalliance in Eternia
‘Yes, we’ll win this game the old-fashioned way, the tried-and-true way: We’ll cheat!’
New CIAJ Contact Form
The following is a message from the Master Redactor.
Slappy Scrutinizes… Q*bert’s Conundrum – S/T
Best song? ‘The Inextricable Predicament of Coily’
Hey, I’ve Got an Idea: Winter 2015 Edition
Snow brings out the perfect manifestation of irrational rage in us. It also brings out morons and assholes, for whom we have very rational rage.
Better start angling for a car assignment now…
I kinda wanna be in the axe-wielding maniac car. Is that fucked up?
January 29th is Curmudgeons Day
What’s the proper greeting on this day? I vote for ‘Get Bent!’
