The One Who Knocks prefers it not on the rocks.
Archives for 2014
Slappy by Slappy
This is a doodle I made of myself. I doodled myself.
Chug Ya’self Some!
Just like our competitor’s product, it’s almost impossible to get out all the slushy stuff at the end.
Hey, How’d Ya Like Some?
Cheer yourself up with the finest of all effluvia!
A Curmudgeon’s Easter
It’s hard to be a grouch with all the pastel colors and candy. And Ted loves the story of Jesus and the Easter Bunny vanquishing their Roman oppressors.
Revelations at Isengard
White Wizard burn!
April (Snow) Showers May Bring RAGE
Fuck you, weather. Thank you, weather.
Congratulations! You Win!
It’s a coveted award around these parts.
Launch Note from ‘Dactor
The following message is from the Master Redactor.
Curmudgeon in a Jar
Ted is a curmudgeon, and, in this illustration, he is in a jar.
