In this particular squabble, Han is absolved from shooting at all, since he’s indisposed.
Archives for 2014
I didn’t want to shovel, but I didn’t want to mop either
It’s the most muddiful time of the year.
It’s a CIAJ Xmas, 2014 ed.
Xmas poses quite a conundrum for Santa Crumski: He needs mass quantities of coal for ‘gifts’, but he detests Big Coal and its shills, sycophants, and willing slaves. Happy Holidays!
Ted Gives Thanks
Happy Rage-giving.
It’s that time of year. Take a bite.
It’s the kind of sandwich you eat with a fork. Or spoon.
A Measured Response
He had a ROCK! In the STREET! Why would he be throwing a rock in the street if he wasn’t up to no good?!
The Official Whisky of CIAJ
It’s shaping up to be that kind of goddamn week.
Voting Day
[Politicians] < [Those million-legged creepy crawly things you smash underfoot when they come darting out of a dark, dank corner]
A Curmudgeon’s Halloween
Ted’s a rooster illusion.
CIAJ on Society6
The following message is from the Master Redactor.
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